Love a Random State: Ohio
I may be a tad bit biased, but Ohio is a pretty badass state. We fuck up pretty much every Presidential Election. We can’t make decisions on anything from street cars to abortion. We are some waffling...
View ArticleThe 5 Least Smangable First Ladies in American History
With no official duties, salary, or elected position, the First Lady of the United States is first and foremost the hostess, or ho-stess, of the White House. Nevertheless, the First Lady of the United...
View ArticleWhy I’m Voting for Obama: Five Haikus
I’m no political scientist. I have never peered over the edge of the fiscal cliff; my knowledge of U.S. foreign policy in Afghanistan is hazier than the only night I’ve ever been to the Deuce; and I...
View ArticleAl Roker Sharting: The Worst Thing to Ever Happen in the White House?
Unless you have been too busy starting a new quarter and everything (oh wait that’s like all of you), you have probably been made aware in the past day that Today Show weatherman/human Labrador...
View ArticleThe Netflix Treatment: Which Other Shows Should Be Resurrected?
Arrested Development caused more of an uproar this weekend than an Apache-themed party at the Arizona capitol building, making every social media account the dumping ground for half-assed references to...
View ArticleObama Renaming NFL Teams After Care Bears
WASHINGTON DC–According to an official White House release yesterday, President Barack Obama will be using his powers as head of the Executive Branch to perform an unprecedented overhaul of NFL...
View ArticlePredicting the hottest trends of 2014: Bouncy Castles, the Internet, and...
With every new year comes new fashions and trends. Last year we had twerking, the Harlem Shake, Miley Cyrus, masturbating while crying, and Klondike® bars. What will be hip, hop, and happening in 2014?...
View ArticleReal Life House of Cards? This Person Wants To Be President
Clinton says she’ll run for the office of the President of the US. Sound familiar to House of Cards lovers?
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